Tuesday, September 25, 2007

9th Wonder!



Jessica Biel is starting to look like a man. Look at those muscles. What was she thinking?... It's bad enough that Justin Whatziznehm is boinking her. And now I assume he's HER bitch.

She's supposed to play Wonder Woman in the new Justice League of America movie. The all-star superhero geek-fest will also star Batman, Aquaman, Superman and The Flash.

She should play She-Hulk. Just throw some baby diarrhea on her and she's good to go. No prosthetics needed. Why doesn't she just stick to nice rom coms. They should get JT to play Wonder Woman. He's more of a woman than Jess is!

Still, ass-wise, she is perfection...


Sigh!


Until Next Time

AJ