Photoshopped!

So it looks like Keira Knightly is going for some kind of record. 35 magazine covers in a month.

She's on the cover of OK!,Hello,Vanity Fair,Elle....you get my point.

Now that's ok.She's the new "IT" girl in Hollywood after the Pirates trilogy and her "action" movies Domino and The Jacket.

Personally, I hated her in Bend it.Hated her in Pirates.Loathed her in King Arthur.Hated her in Love Actually( which is my favorite movie of this lifetime).



I don't know why.She's got a decent mug,and well...life is not all about breasts. It's also about incredibly muscular abs. So I said to myself,"Ok,she's making it.Good for her!"

Then she had to say something stupid like "I hate being airbrushed in magazines".

[Pffffft]

Are u serious?...do you not have a mirror next to your bottle of sleeping pills and Oxycodone? She actually thinks people would buy a magazine with her "un-airbrushed" picture on it unless it was some kind of WHO or Unicef Fortnightly?

Here's an idea.Why don't you start by NOT POSING for 35 magazine covers?.huh?..I'm sure they airbrush her smile into it anyways, coz she looks pissed and grumpy half the time.

Loathe her.Still don't understand why.But I do.Weird. I thought I liked Brit girls.


Until next time.

AJ.

PS:Liv Tyler's still so hot!

Just go already!

Why you shouldn't date Amy Winehouse.Or other skank whores.



OK,so she's been nominated for a Mercury.And she used to be "kinda" hot.But that was 2003.She looks like a dude now.


Whatever happened there?Make your girlfriends eat,people.And keep 'em off drugs.And blue belts.

There,that's my good deed of the day.

Until next time.

AJ

Are you there God?..It's me,AJ.

Thank you.

Thank you,oh so much.For this.


That's Jessica Biel's ass,by the way.And it makes me happy.

If you don't who she is,please feel free to come out from under that rock and smell the dirty socks.Seriously,come out already.Jessica Alba is passe and Jennifer Ellison should have her breasts reduced before she suffocates her new boy toy.Jesscia Biel is here to stay.Not much of a face,way too muscular a body for my liking,but..it's all good.All is forgiven.

I know I'm coming across as pretty shallow to BLOG about an ass.So just so you know,her ass deserves a lot of things.A blog entry is just one of them.I'm not much of an ass person,but I could not look away when she wiggled her cheeks as if to say,"In your face,Lindsay Lohan!!".(I just realized what that sounded like in my head.)

After a long week full of unit tests and assignments,it's one of those guilty pleasures to watch a cheesy Adam Sandler flick..and admire and enjoy the beauty in the world.It's like a calming factor that actually works.

And then there's the "Hoyts" experience.YouTube isn't quite the same,is it?Gotta love Hi-Def.

Again.

Are you there God?It's me,AJ.

Thanks,for these little things that make me happy.I hope you don't judge me...yet.

Until next time.

AJ

Hot Mama To Be.

See,this is why I never saw pregnancy as a bad thing.Look at the bright side.


See what I mean? That's Nicole Ritchie,in case Mischa Barton's tri colored mini apron ensemble distracted you.

If she gets any bigger,she's gonna have major back problems.

She should just STAY knocked up.And walk around aimlessly.Damn you,Joel Madden.Your music sucks.

Until Next Time.

AJ

Rx-Lily Allen's Doctor.

If you listen to good decent British rock music ,you probably haven't heard of Lily Allen.Fair Enough.If you read NME magazine,you probably have,since she's all over it.I remember buying this issue of Mojo from Free School Street in '06,and there she was,plastered on the cover wearing a dress straight out of Aesop's Fables.I daresay she looked quite pretty,but the fringe had to go!

And then came "Smile".Now she was showing off her third nipple all over UK TV.Hard to miss.

So news was that she was canceling part of her Europe tour.Apparently,coz she's down with something.Lily posted this message on her MySpace along with a PICTURE of her holding up her Doctor's Certificate just in case we didn't believe her.



Now c'mon, isn't that sweet? How every unceleb like.Kelly Clarkson said she was too tired.Aerosmith said Steven Tyler lost his voice and Spinal Tap's drummer choked and died on his own vomit.I don't see any medical statement confirming that.

Aww,she's just plain sweet.And honest.And not a good speller.

Excerpt:

"Hello everybody ,

Ive have literally been around the whole world in two weeks from London to Japan around Australia and then to LA and Vegas then back to LA for a 17 hour video shoot , and now I'm back in London eating my mums chicken soup cause im afraid the travelling has caught up with me . I've got sinusitis and strep throat ( i don't even know what that is ) and have been advised to take a couple of weeks off by a doctor in LA and a doctor here .Before anyone starts trying to accuse me of neglecting my fans I want to apologise and say how sorry I am , but I cant risk causing any permanent damage . I hope people can understand and arent too angry .

The canceled gigs are as follows

Oya Festival - Norway
Way Out West Festival - Gothenburg -Sweden
Sagres - Portugal
Lowlands Festival - Biddinghuizen -Holland

I should be better by V festival so once again I'm sorry and I'll see you at V"

Until Next Time.

AJ

Goo Goo Ga Ga...

Admittedly, I know very, very little about babies. But I know an adorable baby when I see one.And Suri Cruise is easily one of the most beautiful and adorable babies out there.

However,one little thing about babies.. aren’t they supposed to — you know — look like babies? I found this picture of her and I’ll be damned if Suri isn’t a full grown child! How the hell did this happen? I feel like I’ve been duped, just like when Chrissy Seaver from Growing Pains went from being a baby to an eight year old girl over the course of a three month summer hiatus.Yeah,I bought that alright!

I don’t even want to know what kind of freaky placenta-eating Scientology shit they did to this poor kid to make her rapidly age this way.Freaks.

Until Next Time.

AJ

You go,girl!

Ooooh.This is a rarity!....Methinks she might actually finish the whole thing.

And it's about time too.The baby's supposed to be a boy, and they really should do something about the gene pool.Again,WTF was she thinking?

Tsk Tsk.

Until Next Time.

AJ